Comments on: Joke Of The Week

By: just my opinion

just my opinion — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 19:25:56 +0000

How is bungee jumping and getting a blow job from an 80 year old alike. They are both fun until you look down

By: Spencer

Spencer — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 10:49:35 +0000

A women was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the madical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.
So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said “OK take off all your crose”. The women did as she was told.
“Now get down and craw reery ,reery fass to odderside of room”
Again the women did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said
“OK now craw reery,reery fass back to me” So she did.
Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said “Your problem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates”
Worried the women asked anxiously”Oh my God Dr. Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease?”
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, “Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass”

By: nicker

nicker — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 05:24:22 +0000

AN ITALIAN BOY’S CONFESSION
‘Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl’.

The priest asks, ‘Is that you, little Joey Pagano?’
‘Yes, Father, it is.’
‘And who was the girl you were with?’

‘I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation’.
“Well, Joey, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later
so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?’

‘I cannot say.’
‘Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?’
‘I’ll never tell.’
‘Was it Nina Capelli?’
‘I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.’
‘Was it Cathy Piriano?’
‘My lips are sealed.’
‘Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?’
‘Please, Father, I cannot tell you.’

The priest sighs in frustration.
‘You’re very tight lipped, and I admire that.
But you’ve sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.’

Joey walks back to his pew,
and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
‘What’d you get?’

‘Four months vacation and five good leads.’

-nicker-

By: FREDP

FREDP — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 16:18:48 +0000

“It’s getting nasty now between President Obama and Rush Limbaugh. In fact, Limbaugh told his radio audience he’s not going to ‘bend over’ and grab his ankles just because Barack Obama is black. Well, you know, let’s take race out of it for a minute. Now, honestly, regardless of who’s president, do you think there’s any chance in hell Rush Limbaugh could bend over and grab his ankles?” –Jay Leno