Comments on: Joke Of The Week. Mixed emotions Explained.

By: Rick

Rick — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 23:19:14 +0000

This is why Jeff Nicklus rocks!! LOL.

By: fuji

fuji — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 23:59:39 +0000

jeff
Is this the sister in law that tried to commit suiced by putting a gun to her right ear and her finger in the left ear and blew her finger tip off and lived to tell about it.

By: Jeff Nicklus

Jeff Nicklus — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:58:43 +0000

fuji,

Please stop telling stories about my sister-in-law!

Over & Out,

Jeff

By: fuji

fuji — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 19:53:36 +0000

A blonde and her husband are lying in bed
Listening to the next door neighbor’s dog.
It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.
The blonde jumps up out of bed and says,
“I’ve had enough of this”.
She goes downstairs.

The blonde finally comes back up to bed
And her husband says “The dog is still barking,
What have you been doing?”

The blonde says,
“I put the dog in our backyard,
let’s see how THEY like it!

By: ezj

ezj — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 11:12:13 +0000

definition of “hell” – other people

By: Jeff Nicklus

Jeff Nicklus — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 21:47:06 +0000

A guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.” The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “168″. The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology. The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”. Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “100.” The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors. The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”, and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “Uh, about 50.” The robot leans in real close and says, “So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?”

Over & Out,

Jeff

By: Jeff Nicklus

Jeff Nicklus — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 21:45:18 +0000

Did you know?

That the words race car spelled backward says race car.

That eat is the only word that if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last, it spells it’s past tense ate.

And

Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in “illegal immigrants,” and add just a few more letters, it spells out:

“_uck off and go home you free-loading, benefit grabbing, kid producing, violent, non-English speaking _ocksuckers and take those hairy faced, sandal wearing, bomb making, goat _ucking, smelly rag head bastards with you.”

How weird is that?

Over & Out,

Jeff

By: fuji

fuji — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 21:39:33 +0000

Condoms aren’t completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus.

By: fuji

fuji — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 21:30:14 +0000

Q. What’s a mixed feeling?

A. When you see your Mother-In-Law backing off a cliff in your new car.

By: Grayhawk

Grayhawk — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 19:51:16 +0000

Be nice now Fuji, Obama just gave a speech a few days ago pumping up the Native American Indians, a good thing, and after the speech they gave him an honorary plaque engraved with an Indian name, quite an honor if you will. The Indian name they bestowed upon him was,
” WALKING EAGLE”.

After words a reported asked the Chief what the name meant in English and they replied,
“One who is so full of it he can not fly”.

By: fuji

fuji — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 19:11:35 +0000

A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather more support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the cowboy is from President Bush’s home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.

As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, “Y’all havin’ some problem with them circle flies?”

Obama stopped talking and said, “Well, yes, if that’s what they’re called, but I’ve never heard of circle flies.”

“Well Sir,” the cowboy replies, “circle flies hang around ranches. They’re called circle flies because they’re almost always found circling around the back end of a horse.”

By: Jeff Nicklus

Jeff Nicklus — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 15:50:12 +0000

The POSITIVE results of Cash for Clunkers is that thousands of Obama bumper stickers have been taken off the road……

Over & Out,

Jeff

By: fuji

fuji — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 22:23:58 +0000

If you want to know how old a woman is . . . ask her sister-in-law

By: FREDP

FREDP — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 13:53:42 +0000

Copy and paste link below. My contribution to the men and women of the world. Finally the truth revealed. I did not want to link the entire video to Cyril’s blog, enjoy! I’ll leave that up to Cyril!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXh-A-_nYKs

By: fuji

fuji — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 13:50:47 +0000

Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?

A. It’s not hard.

By: fuji

fuji — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 13:48:48 +0000

Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?

A. They spray paint X’s on the back of the sheep that kick!