“Will you please hold the frame still while I paint it with these Sharpies!”….”I’m telling you the frame is upside down, Right?”….”I think the skinny rubber thingy goes up front.”……” I counted the spokes, and they’re all there.”…”Should we try another clutch cable, or just put on shorter handlebars?”….”Get your fat ass out of my way bitch!”….”Can I put the grease on the axle, please?”….”Fork-stops? the gas tank will work just fine.”….”Where the hell do you put the batteries, and are they AA’s or AAA’s?”….”Are your boobies for real?”….”Repeat after me. sprocket on the left, brake on the right.”…”Is this a Sporty?”…..”I’m left handed, can I put the twisty thing on the other side?”….”Get your skinny ass out of my face bitch!”….”Amazing how you inflated the tires without a pump!”….”Anyone out there know how to wire this thing?”….If that’s the peanut tank, where do you put the gas?”….”I think we’ll need three more girls to lift the motor in.”…..”Lights? anyone out there know how to wire this thing?”….”You paid how much for your boobies?”….”I know you’d rather ride without a seat, but it just wouldn’t look finished.”….”Yea, fingernail polish pinstriping is the bomb!”…..”Now is that the kick-starter, or is it the passengers brake?”…..”Once again, is it righty-tighty, lefty-loosey?”……..”Say, are you Bi?”….and lastly…”Loctite? what the hell is Loctite!”……………